Ted: I don’t believe this. You were in love with Robin, you find out she’s single, and your reaction is bummer?

Barney: What do you want me to say, Ted? Whatever I thought was there… she thought differently. So no, I don’t care that Robin is single again.

Hi, I’m Ted Mosby, and exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and we’re gonna fall in love, and we’re gonna get married, and we’re gonna to have two kids, and we’re gonna love them and each other so much. All that is 45 days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. If I can’t have them, I’ll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because I love you. I’m always going to love you. ‘Til the end of my days and beyond. You’ll see.

“Oh thank God”